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This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

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    This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

    By The Editors | Social Media | Comments are Closed | 26 September, 2017 | 0

    In a week that featured “Rocket Man” at the U.N., political wars over football game anthems, and hurricanes menacing Americans, we could all use a break, don’t you think? Kick back and enjoy the best wit we found on Twitter.

    Is there anything more awkward that a post date car hug? pic.twitter.com/XXyobn3zlU

    — John Crist (@johnbcrist) September 22, 2017


    Thoughts and prayers go out to Lay’s Potato Chips, who are clearly having a nervous breakdown: pic.twitter.com/vt5WXXx9UW

    — Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 18, 2017


    Your Joke of the Day from @JimGaffigan. pic.twitter.com/YC3sxaMHd1

    — StandUpDotCom (@standup) September 23, 2017


    INTERVIEWER: How would you describe yourself?
    ME: With words.
    INTERVIEWER: …
    ME: *nervously* Maybe pictures.

    — The Pale Space Rider (@truegritrumble) September 19, 2017


    sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says “prom?” was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means

    — chuuch (@ch000ch) August 4, 2015


    [the first ever boomerang]

    HIM: Get rid of it
    ME [scared] I can’t

    — Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 20, 2017


    just found a Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my hair. truly blessed. didn’t even have Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    — rob elliott (@rockymomax) September 25, 2017


    I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open
    Shark:[nervously makes house noises]

    — penjamin.zip (@upsidedowntrash) July 6, 2015


    *shakes wife awake*

    *whispers*
    Karen. Karen! Don’t make any sudden moves…he’s back again. pic.twitter.com/4Xb5jPfXPL

    — Lazer Cat (@Laser_Cat) August 20, 2014


    Wife: Did you check the lawyer’s credentials?
    Me: Yes. He’s good.
    Wife: I’m not so sure about this
    J. Barkington, Esquire: Hello pic.twitter.com/EdsyXnT7V9

    — Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 21, 2017


    11YR OLD: dad, there are 63 red, 57 yellow, 59 blue but only 19 green ones in my Froot Loops bowl…such an odd outlier

    ME: [frightened] cool

    — Andy Hardy (@AndyAsAdjective) September 21, 2017


    humor, Jokes, Twitter

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