This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

By The Editors | Social Media | Comments are Closed | 28 August, 2017 | 0

From street confrontations in Berkeley to flooded streets in Houston…. We all need a break. Here are a some of the best light-hearted moments we discovered this week.

when you crave attention but also close yourself off emotionally pic.twitter.com/JP9XJnO77E

— jme (@leninwitch) August 22, 2017

when your master needs help brewing a potion pic.twitter.com/dAsSOsqi65

— ben™ (@benicus_rex) August 19, 2017

[on date]

HER: I once broke up with a guy for saying “I could care less”

ME: Haha that idiot [nervous] of course it’s “I could care fewer”

— Terry F (@daemonic3) August 25, 2017

Now working on my new single “Cloud Cover” for release in 2024.

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) August 21, 2017

Don’t talk to me like I’m the same person from before the eclipse

— Zito (@_Zeets) August 21, 2017

I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he’s learned absolutely nothing. pic.twitter.com/SgXGa4XBtr

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) August 19, 2017

my trainer told me i’m not eating enough so yes i have found my one true love

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 24, 2017

Introducing UberChristian: The rideshare app built for Christians! pic.twitter.com/FSmnw6hMTh

— John Crist (@johnbcrist) August 16, 2017

you: there are skunks on nantucket

me: pic.twitter.com/OSqkuYjc5H

— Tim Martin (@timmartinwhy) August 25, 2017

when they say they’re out of your regular wednesday night sampler platter at Applebee’s™ pic.twitter.com/DM4d8rZddR

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 23, 2017

“Does it ever get jumping in here?” – dude talking to barista at tiny, quiet coffee shop

— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) August 24, 2017

Maybe this whole thing was an elaborate PR campaign designed to raise George W. Bush’s approval numbers.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 25, 2017

Avocado toast is the new American Beauty plastic bag

— Jamie A Lee (@TheJamieLee) August 23, 2017

Mama husky ran out of ink while giving birth pic.twitter.com/jHPASXf2Fd

— Lasto (@La5to) August 24, 2017

Want to feel old? This is what Eminem looks like now. pic.twitter.com/a1wWUyW5bI

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 22, 2017

Can’t wait for more awkward parent-teacher interactions when school starts. pic.twitter.com/NPkVy9WTNT

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 22, 2017

humor, Jokes, Twitter, wit

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