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The Best Jokes of the Week on Twitter

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    The Best Jokes of the Week on Twitter

    By The Editors | Social Media | Comments are Closed | 24 July, 2017 | 0

    Twitter’s reputation for snark and sarcasm is well-earned, but, happily, there are genuine instances of wit, too. Enjoy!


    “#tbt when mom was a little much” – Instagram post, 2046 pic.twitter.com/r8edvwtgKf

    — Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 14, 2017


    I don’t get dressed up to go on dates but I did just smooth out my shirt as I passed a cute dog

    — Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) July 18, 2017


    love that someone keeps trying to add a “cyberbullying activity” section to my wikipedia page

    — joe mande (@JoeMande) July 15, 2017


    Feeling nervous about the pilot on my flight. He looks 12, has braces, plus there’s a “STUDENT FLYER” sign on the top of the plane.

    — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 10, 2017


    A funny time to fart- right after Steve Harvey yells “survey says.”

    — Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) July 19, 2017


    It feels like every rural relationship is a Dateline waiting to happen.

    — Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) June 6, 2017


    Current mood pic.twitter.com/1F38Uwvmuo

    — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 19, 2017


    Today I was in a rush so I wore underwear still damp from the dryer. Friends, it turned out ok. Gratitude – pass it on.

    — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 20, 2017


    wishing zits would stop airbnbing my face

    — Jamie A Lee (@TheJamieLee) July 11, 2017


    Batman’s an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade

    — rob corddry (@robcorddry) June 13, 2016


    Hey @colbertlateshow. The @tictac you gave me in gift bag fell between my counter & refrigerator. Please replace & send extra $. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/Hcz3zgnZ4p

    — Todd Barry (@toddbarry) July 21, 2017


    Why will you be watching #gameofthrones tonight? pic.twitter.com/IqNCkfP97s

    — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) July 16, 2017


    a guy just skateboarded by me with a pizza at 830 am & i’ve never proposed marriage so hard

    — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) July 21, 2017


    Dear Satan, thank you for making sure that whichever ink jet cartridge replacements I order are wrong.

    — Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) July 18, 2017


    Just heard on TV, “I get death threats too. I just don’t talk about it.” #Humblebrag

    — Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) July 3, 2017

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