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This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

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    This Week’s Best Jokes on Twitter

    By The Editors | Feature, Social Media | Comments are Closed | 16 October, 2017 | 0

    You won’t want to take a knee when you read the best jokes from Twitter this week. But also, don’t stand with your hand over your heart. That’s a bit much for a humor column, isn’t it?

    WIFE: Oh darn I have a loose thread on my sweater.
    ME: (waiting for the right time to tell her I bought a sword) Allow me m’ lady.

    — Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) June 23, 2017


    I thought Kurt Russell had a tiny personal hairdresser in this photo and tbh my brain was fine with the idea pic.twitter.com/NjgNyawca0

    — Jamie Ghost Fart (@jamiesmart) October 11, 2017


    looks like somebody’s insecure pic.twitter.com/brUHlrgVxs

    — online hype guy (@TheHyyyype) October 12, 2017


    me: they didn’t respond because they’re busy don’t jump to any conclusions
    my brain: pic.twitter.com/wh30Zq7RNJ

    — jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 12, 2017


    google search: do companies give out pity internships

    — new hampy (@sgdeshazo) October 11, 2017


    WAITRESS: how are your meals so far?
    WIFE: great
    ME: BRING ME A FORK THAT WORKS ON THESE CROUTONS OR I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND

    — Very Scary Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) October 11, 2017


    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Diets suck.

    DOUGHNUTS. pic.twitter.com/d5ZWBpWJG8

    — The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) October 11, 2017


    (making out with my date) alexa play Jurassic Park soundtrack

    — chuuch (@ch000ch) October 12, 2017


    JERRY SEINFELD: so what’s the *deal* with airplane food

    ME (whispering to my date): it’s actually called “jetfuel”

    — KRANG ? NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 18, 2017


    PERSONAL TRAINER: How’s your nutrition?
    ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It’s been worse.

    — The Pale Space Rider (@truegritrumble) June 5, 2016

    humor, Jokes, Twitter

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